"Change a Light Bulb in a Church"

How many church people does it take to change a light Bulb?
Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Roman Catholics traditions,: None. They use candles.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
Episcopalians : Eight. One to call the electrician and seven how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons. Five: one man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However; if in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb,and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent., fluorescent, three way, long life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and two or three committees to approve the change...
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change. " Bring a casserole!